Tuesday, June 14, 2011

Treatment?

I don't usually weigh in on politics, my last political rage had to do with that fool Sarah Palin, however the whole Anthony Weiner saga has my attention. First, the media is saying Weiner is going to get treatment. TREATMENT?? Listen the man took some photos and placed them on the internet!!!!! Who really cares? I am sure that Benjamin Franklin and Hoover liked to do some weird stuff back in the day, they just didn't have the internet! Is it weird that he would take photos in a government buildling, KINDA! Is it criminal? Does it mean he isn't an effective elected official? NO!!!!!!!!

The only issue I see is the lying about doing it! That is a problem! But then again, show me a man who doesn't lie when faced with an indescretion and i'll happily do your laundry! Is he a creep because he just got married and his wife is pregnant, ABSOLUTELY!

But therapy? that is insane, men are visual, they like electronic gadgets and they have tons of testosterone! In fact, recently batchelor number 1 (remember there were 2) asked me to take photos of my breasts and send them to him. Doesn't turn me on, but see how easy it is for a man to want that!

So does he need to resign? FOR WHAT? Does he need to apologize and perhaps not be sexting during work hours, YUP!

Sunday, May 29, 2011

flip flops, cupcakes and middle sisters!



I am not a sophisticated wine drinker. The first time I had wine I was 23 and on vacation with a friend from law school and we went to a winery in Napa. To this day, I can't manage to like red wines. There are lots of wine afficiando's out there who don't rely on marketing and branding but on their pallette.






Lately I have found myself drawn to wine based on the label and the gimmick! Does that say something about me, or about the necessity to market wine to novices like myself. But boy are they clever! Several years ago a friend and I organized a shopping fundraiser for the Susan G. Komen for the cure foundation. We had wine donated by Mad Housewife Wine and they even sent us a lady in costume to pour! It was such a cute kitchy idea and the shoppers loved it, to this day I have no idea if the wine was good or anyone went and bought a bottle!






In the past week I found middle sister wine at target! http://www.middlesisterwines.com/ , now if only I had a friend who was the middle sister to make a gift of this wine.



Next I read about the greatest pairing ever in the NY Times Sunday Styles cupcakes and wine!!! http://www.cupcakevineyard.com/!! I mean is that the best hostess gift, a bottle of cupcake wine and a dozen mini cupcakes! Talk about brilliant!



Finally, a wine after my own foot fetish! I finally have a job where I can wear jeweled flip flops every day and no middle management paper pusher can complain and so i'm thinking of gifting this wine to my old boss who really had a problem with it! http://www.flipflopwines.com/






Makes me want to go to the wine store instead of the mall!

Wednesday, May 25, 2011

I'm back!

I know you have been waiting for this day! I know every night you went to bed and thought to yourself, if you were alone, or said to your spouse, "do you think she'll be back soon?"

Have no worries, i am back and here to stay! And i'm sure you know i'm never short on things to talk about! So, you might wonder what kept me away for so long. Well, let me tell you! It was sex and men! It is true, when it rains it pours and for many months I was trying to choose between two men! My girlfriends told me, "don't choose, when you choose, it'll be jinxed!" DAMN IT, i hate when they are right! You guessed it, i'm temporarily at ZERO men, but the good news is i'm inspired to bring you fashion, gossip, good ideas and most importantly my words! So buckle up and stay tuned! We are in for one hell of a ride!!!!!!!!